We just all danced like dinosaurs in the center of the dance floor.
Brutally Honest is my real middle name, Princess just sounds better.
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
Mother nature decided I wasn't going to be a whore today. Fuck her.
I remember her trying to talk to me a few times after we broke up and I'd always change the subject to bagels.
His facebook status was woke up with a whale ..... Captain AHAB IS BACK !!!!!
Last night he tried to put me in their garbage can and then sprayed me with a fire extinguisher in their kitchen...that house is always interesting
He had "Bad Bitches Only" tattooed above his dick. I don't know his name but I hope I find him again. I also don't feel that I lived up to the challenge.
You should come by for the fire station blow job tour
Netflix keeps asking me if I'm still watching just because I've been sitting here all afternoon...why do I feel like my tv is judging my life choices?
i got home safe but then alex started a fire so now we're at the hospital
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
The married guy I've been fucking broke it off because I'm not a trump supporter and don't share his "traditional values".
It does not feel like it was just this morning that I had a penis in multiple cavities of my body
we went to the skate park then back to her house for dinner, and somehow that ended with her making me blueberry pancakes at 2am
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