TXT her NOW! The phone is actually IN her Va-Jay-Jay!!
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
nothing says 4th of july like teaching grandma how to work a keg
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
This guy just tried to hit on me on facebook. His most recent listed education is middle school. This is my life.
if I'm at school tomorrow just indulge my moment of pity and let me cry on your shoulder
I can dry shave vagina like a champ
There's an old guy having a conversation with his penis in the bathroom right now.
You might call them booze related cuts, I call it "partying so hard you sweat blood"
Vasectomy results are in. No swimmers in the water. REPEAT. No swimmers in the water. Come help me harness my new found super-power
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
drunk snapchatting is the worst, because i woke up with great pictures of my tits saved to my memories and no idea who i sent them to
I just had a legitimate orgy. Wearing glowsticks.
I visited the library for the first time in my college career tonight and I got laid. I think I'm gonna come back...
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
Randomize
