very cute, but more "I wanna put you in my pocket and keep you as a pet" and less "please bang me" type of cute.
then they high fived as they party boyed me. I was a policewoman sandwhich. I love you halloween.
The gyno asked how many partners i've had... I said ummmm she goes ok then i'll just put down ten.
You know there's only so much I can do with a great personality.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
If I have to strap one on and give it to you good, you will not die revirginated. That's friendship.
he has to serve us drink and appetizers in his french maid costume for the Pirates game tonight. Bring everyone.
GETTING HORNY AT RANDOM IS REALLY FUCKING INCONSIDERATE.
If I remember correctly I tried to steal a mail truck last night
He's hot, you can get laid, and you may get free drugs. It's the trifecta of banging a drug dealer
Is there a classy way to tell him that to thank him for his service I would like to put his dick in my mouth?
"Happy Veterans Day! Now pull down your pants."
Sex was great. Left his house while he was asleep but on the plus side I was able to get gas station food.
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
My head is bruised from having sex in the backseat of an explorer last night.
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