Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
i was high and broke so i stole a roast chicken and a 40 inch sheet cake from wegmans and ate in a bathroom stall.
And you kept hanging up and calling back because you thought I wasn't greeting you properly.
I think "banned from Amtrak due to excessive projectile vomiting" would sum up the evening quite nicely.
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
The only good thing about this is that the pharmacy guy will stop trying to add me on Facebook.
I was thrown in the air atleast 3 times by baby jesus
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
Male strippers are involved. You are coming
Next time we include dessert condiments into our sex life we can fuck up my sheets. It's only fair.
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
I'm really tired of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.
I feel worse lying to the guy I hooked up with than I actually do for cheating on my bf
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
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