is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
idk how it happened. she made a very smooth transition from crying to blowing me
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
Just made a makeshift menthol by rolling a listerine strip into a regular cigarette... Poor? Who, me?
we're making bets on your personal life
So from the residue on my balls I think it was mashed potatoes she had in her mouth
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
And everyone was looking at me because it was cold and I was drunk and may have screamed "oh fuck" ... You know what, fuck that. What do people think they're getting at Denny's 2 in the morning
Usually I just ask myself "have I been naked here?" If the answer is no I correct the situation.
He's probably the biggest I've seen outside of the porn I vehemently deny watching and he asks if I think he's too small
Also that boy who jizzed in me wearing Cowboy boots and a plaid shirt snapped me at 4 am and said "I owe you a dinner. Sorry"
Be quiet or buzz aldrin will come beat you up with science
getting my period the day i moved was my bodies way of saying 'congratulations youre not leaving town with anybodies babies!'
I remember is someone saying "I smell weed" and then having a room full of sober high school kids look at me.
Randomize
