Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
all her text said was "asdfhdaufhudshfuds" and i knew that meant come over
Had to use the product locator on on the four loko website to find them at home. Got to go in the backroom of a grocery store to get them. Dedication.
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
Sorry for locking you out after accusing you of eating my Skittles... I realized I was mistaken after just throwing up the rainbow.
I'd say it's a shame and a disservice to the world that we can't stay drunken shitshows to infinity
I think i should wear mittens next time we have sex.
The staples of my diet are Labatt Blue, Xanax, and brick cheese.
I should have never moved out...
So my Mom pointed out my vibrator on the night stand next to my stun gun and reminded me of how much I drink.
Idk you're asking me for advice on dating bro, after I told you I got a convicts number today.
WHY DID YOU NOT OFFER TO LET HIM STAY
Dude, it's like you want him inside me more than i do
I thought my sex drive was gone but let me tell you it is back with a vengeance
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
I made him cum so hard he couldn't play video games for like an hour. I've never been more proud of myself.
I fucked him on shrooms. His dick looked like a missile and he had snakes coming out of his ears. It. Was. AWESOME!
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