i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
She smells like mac and cheese, right after you add the cheese. It's strangely erotic.
Seeing him suck some chick's face on VH1 wasn't exactly how I imagined the "we should see other people" conversation going.
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
Yeah, well I just made $600 while taking a shut cause two diff clients called while I was in here. Tell me being a lawyer doesn't kick ass.
That's the point of day drinking, get fucked up by 6pm so you can get stuff done the next day. It's the adult thing to do.
If you end up at a gay bar on a tuesday night in steelers pjs, does that mean youve hit rock bottom?
Then, right before he came he said "I want to buy you so many things!" What the fuck?!
All I ever do is give guys anxiety problems and flaccid penises.
I'm just drunk enough to be eating egg rolls on the toilet
Breaking news: when you're gone every towel is a dick towel
its liver damage thursday
New one isn't as good asmy ex. She won't put her tongue up my butt
Peter this is your "ex"
I stand by what i said
Gameplan: If the cops show up, find a potted plant to hide behind... It's worked before!
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