have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
He looks like Jesus, if Jesus had let himself go.
Time to put an end to this 'unprotected sex with crazy girls who have violent exes' trip I've been on so far this summer
I woke up with semen in my invisalign. My molars were just marinating in it
remember when jerking off was fun and not a neccesity
id like to point out that while i was just peeing a condom fell out of my vag.
Yeah he got kind of mad when he found out he had chased his last two shots with a combination of orange soda, water, and used mouth wash.
Please tell me how I go from a guy with a coke problem to a cop. My own life doesn't even make sense to me anymore
i just had to pick up my 18 year old cousin from the police station for hosting a party, and i had to do this stoned wow
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
I tried eating pop-rocks while giving him a bj, I honestly think I was more disappointed with the results than he was.
Had the weirdest dream last night. If you're ever in Texas, do not come over with a 12 pack as a bribe and ask for a threeway between you, me, and my TA. I will take the beer though.
I'm questioning my decision to swallow this morning while my stomach was in hangover mode
So I got offered a job this morning based on being a "good role model for girls" and I am drunk at 330 in the afternoon in "celebration." sometimes, life is insane. But not so bad.
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
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