Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
I accidently shit my pants. So I tried to throw my underwear in their lake, but they floated. So in the middle of the night, I got into the paddle boat and had to throw a rock on top of them so they would sink. Next time, I just won't shit myself.
I dunno if we should get high tonight man. its daylight savings. time travel is just too much for me right now.
Hey, hey, hey, hey. This is a hurriCAN.
You said you didn't want to drink anymore so you started shooting vodka down the back of your throat using a syringe. Oh, and then you aimed it at my eye ball...vodka in the eye hurts btw.
I wanna give a stern lecture to whoever invented pants cause they are hard right now
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
Want to run by the liquor store later? Tequila Youn should really be in attendance at Party Mountain. No one else could be our spirit animal.
She just asked what would happen if you put a vacuum in your butt and turned it on. These are our conversations.
We smoked with this guy who looked just like Hyde from that 70's show in an alley. It was a divine moment in my life.
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
Caprisun cuts tequila surprisingly well...
I just remembered I did the whole byebyebye dance at the bar
All I want to do is drink an excessive amount of free alcohol bought from strange men, while taking frequent trips to the bathroom to snort an assortment of illicit drugs off dirty toilet seats. Break cannot get here quick enough...
You kept saying, "please sir, can I have some more."
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