If you get a breast reduction, you have to let me see them before hand at least once. It's a rule.
I'm still reeling over the fact that you beat us all at Risk while you were flat on your ass drunk and falling asleep on South America.
Can we fast forward to the part where we get gyros
i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
You told me you would ride a pig into the night sky screaming, "I wear my sunglasses at night"
it is shots o' clock and I am never late
note: just because the casino is called bourbon street, it doesn't mean you can puke and keep walking and no one will care. chalk me up for another 86
You never know true fear until you're on your period in a house full of white furniture.
I felt I lost my designated buddy on a field trip when you wandered off to get high with strangers.
God dammit everything I said last night about jungle juice being awesome just does not carry over into the next day
woke up on my floor using my jeans i wore out as a pillow
haha i wouldn't expect any less of you
I WILL KICK YOU IN THE FUCKING THROAT IF YOU EAT MY FUCKING ICE CREAM.
I either have food poisoning or I'm pregnant. Either way, I NEED JESUS!
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
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