i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
i threw up in a trash can last night at kellys irish times. but in a trash can because i'm a lady
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
side note. good thing you didn't come to drunk breakfast. we were judged by children.
There's two big trays of water in our freezer. I just hope they freeze by Saturday. for the ice luge.
its Wednesday...
they're reeeeeally big trays
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
he told me he didn't know whether he was gonna puke, pass out, or cum. i don't know if i should be flattered or offended.
I just ran into mom and dad day drinking at the bar while I skipped class and was day drinking at the same bar.
I am the girl who goes to bed with her make-up on so that she doesn't have to fully redo it in the morning. I am obviously not ready to be a mother.
How does that even work?
YOU MAKE ANAL SEX SOUND LIKE A SPORTING EVENT
The more I drank he just got hotter and hotter. And then the mustache didn't look too bad
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
my life is like one bad, slutty lifetime movie.
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
Good thing he's hot and my vagina likes him or I'd be at Dennys right now.
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