he promised me brunch in the morning so i felt like it was ok....i really need to get a job.
i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.
Everytime I think about NYE, my gag reflex kicks in.
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
ur roommate just sent me a pic of us fucking. i'm not coming over anymore.
It just hurt to pee because he was fingering for fucking gold in there.
he's paying for my abortion by participating in an alcohol study. dont try to tell me we wouldn't be classy parents
I promise it'll work. Just go there and keep the lights off and keep saying blaowww. She'll think your me.
Wrapped in a blanket, just ate a whole party pizza. All my dreams are coming true and you don't even care.
I know you are gonna wanna ask a lot of questions but when we are home I need to cover your face with deli meat and photograph it
Happy Halloween!! Last Halloween we spent together you got brought home in a shopping cart
I'm going to the store to get corona, salad, and blunt wraps...
You think you can just send me a picture of your dick and everything will be ok?
Yep.
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