What I'm saying is Afghanistan is America's sexually contracted disease.
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
I forgot to tell you thank you for putting me out when I was on fire. im sure I'll laught about this someday...
We're playing fucking games. GAMES. THIS IS BULL SHIT. IM GOING TO THROW UP ON THE BABIES AND LEAVE.
I have glow sticks stuck to my boobs and a missed call from the 911. I'd say last night was a success.
Then I hope you find a set of extremely intelligent, flexible triplets in the ethnicity of your choice.
That is the nicest thing anyone has ever wished for me
Beautiful fucking linguistics Shakespeare, but youre still not doing that to my face
I CALLED IT A FRIENDSHIP. NOT A I WANT YOUR MAN PARTS IN MY LADY PARTS-SHIP.
I asked for a cup of water. They gave me tequila. They WANT ME TO DIE
I'm drinking apple juice and champagne while watching crossroads..like the classy bitch that i am.
I mean I made my therapist laugh so hard she cried....so yes, my life is literally a joke to everyone
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
It’s 830 am and the amount of Valentine’s Day snaps I’ve already seen makes me either want to vom, drink a bottle of wine, or buy chocolate
1000% No lie I was just looking on insta and was thinking about taking a bottle of wine to the face..
I couldn't be more proud to be a cougar. Just wondering how these twenty somethings learned how to fuck so well? Must be porn.
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