I got my half for the rent already.I called the cops on the drug dealer neighbor and got a 500 bucks as a reward
Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
I'm a 23 year old virgin. I've masturbated in ways you can't even imagine.
Confirm for me that it's be a bad idea to sleep with the 50 year old that's currently hitting on me?
professor came back from spring break missing a tooth
I came so hard that my back seriously popped like 5 times.
Me and the guy at the liquor store are on a first name basis, college is all about networking.
At one point he was so drunk he was carrying around a bottle of patron drinking out of it and falling everywhere and every time he spilled it he would scream "THERE GOES TWENTY DOLLARS."
There was a pirates of the caribbean marathon on. No matter how much you like rum, it is NOT possible to outdrink the pirates. They always win.
Almost bit the guy's hand who sits in front of me because he was stretching. That. Bored.
For future reference, don't put tape on your nipples. Ouch.
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
we found her on the beach half naked talking to a palm tree
Which half?
ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME! I SAID I WANTED SOMEONE CLASSY AND INSTEAD YOU SET ME UP WITH A GUY THAT JUST TOLD ME HIS FAVORITE PLACE TO FUCK IS ON HIS SWAMPBOAT “THE SLAMHOG!”
I DON’T WANT TO FUCK IN A SWAMP
First of all, his AIR boat is named “Slam Hog” not “The Slamhog.” Second, it’s top of the line. Third, don’t dismiss swamp sex before you try it!
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