Following a car with a GPS. We don't know where he's going, but he probably has a better idea of where we're going than we do. Also, very high.
there really is only one way to give a PowerPoint presentation in your senior capstone class: still drunk.
I'm terrified to sleep next to her. Of course the sex will be fuckng awesome.
the guy was wearing a viagra shirt, i knew what i got myself into.
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
I feel like wearing underwear would just be poor planning
Just found out he cheated on me last night. But its Shark Week so I will deal with it next week.
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
On a totally unrelated note, captain four hour sexcapades lost it in his boxers this morning and tried to pretend it didnt happen. Lmao
After 3 dates I think I'm failing at painting the "sweet guy with a future" picture and more painting the "this is the guy to call when you've run out of options and want to get fucked in half drunk to forget about it" picture.
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
The hot streak continues..if life was NBA jams i would be "on fire" right now
One day soon I'll learn the difference between a good high and way too high. Today is not the day.
I'm currently on an epic search all over the city for a drug store that isn't sold out of Plan B. I celebrated your birthday from afar.
She acted like falling "up" the stairs was a fucking physics phenomenon. I call that Tuesday nights.
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