woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
Reach down the front of your pants and feel around for a while. When you find your balls, leave the library and meet me at the bar.
last night was the icing on my 3 week vodka binge cake
Just had a dream about an abnormally large bottle of tequila. No more depressed drinking for me.
Walt I've been the third wheel taking shotssssssssssssssssolo. Each s is for each solo shot.
So I met my girlfriends dad last night. Or should I say I re-met that mall cop that had to tackle me.
That's the fall semester you first snorted drugs off my ass I think
We got buck wild in our animal onesies last night. You kept ripping off your tail in angry rages.
Let the record show that the first hour of my twenty-first was spent shooting tequila ans discussing the emotional integrity of werewolves.
I almost put an adult beverage in my sippy cup for the beach but realized the next step would be rehab.
No the next step is being buzzed at the beach. I would've.
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
I offer naked tickle fights and orgasms and you call it trouble. I call that Christmas.
Whoever jacked off in MY pong room on the bean bag with your fucking googles pick up your fucking cum towel you gross disgusting fucks. I said NO MORE jacking off in that room. I swear I will empty it out if this is going to continue.
I want sex. When is an appropriate time post funeral to ask for something like that. Like when it gets dark out?
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