New thing to add to the list of never wanted to talk about with my grandma: sweating in ur crouch and vag area
well i just set every background of each phone in the verizon store to my face
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
He set 8 alarms to make sure I took my birth control on time..
I shouldn't have had sex with her. I feel that I may have opened a pandora's vagina
i love you. like a brother. a brother that i had sex with more than once.
i proceeded to stick my hands in his pants while he continued to repeat i have a girlfriend
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
She just flushed the toilet with her head inside it...
Man in California was arrested for killing and eating a wild bobcat while high on crystal meth. Let's please NEVER get that high on anything...
I work 80 hours a week to prevent myself from just laying in bed and masturbating all day. It's a hands off strategy.
you're welcome to come here, except my beds from ikea so it's more unstable than i am
I just had to explain why I ate a whole quart of mac and cheese before 8am. Not a good start to the day
Just saw the cop you hooked up with over break. He’s def hotter in uniform.
Tell him to stop shaving his pubes. #Notmyjam
Did I penguin dive down a hill last night?
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