do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
is it bad that the economy has gotten so bad that finding cheap gas gives me the same excitement and joy as finding a hot, blonde haired, blue eyed, tall, athletic single straight guy?
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
i have to go see a new gyno today. he's a male. i just took 3 shots of tequila. its almost like freshman year... drink alcohol, meet a strange man, let him play with my vagina.
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
and now I know what throwing up pineapple chunks is like.
Yeah, we had those soaking in vodka for like 36 hours
outstanding.
is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
I kept whispering "I love it when you call me big papa" until she got annoyed and left
was just hit on by a homeless lesbian. forever alone.
you know I love you but I need to see your friends tits
There is no way I am paying you $5 apiece for pot brownies you found behind a dumpster. $2, maybe.
How weird would it be to ask your bro to 3d print your dick for me
Honestly who turns down a free blowjob?
Hey do u remember the time we used my mascara wand as a drink stirer?
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