if she shaves her mustache, i'll let her give me head
Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
ohhh my god. this party should be titled "my hookups of summers past" be expecting some good stories tomorrow
but she was nice to me.
She was a fuckin STRIPPER.
She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
Indeed. Apparently I called my sisters and told them I wouldn't get arrested because it's not a real sword.
Found my underwear in a solo cup. That about sums up this weekend.
She frightens me and turns me on at the same time. She's a keeper
Restraining order pending?
I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
I just used "et al" in a sext. I thought you'd be proud
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
Happiness is having a 12 hour day thinking that there are only 2 beers in the fridge when you get home, but then finding 8. Fuck you Monday, this week I won.
I gave him head during Pitch Perfect 2, I felt like the Bella's were cheering me on with their back up tunes
I just gave myself a foot massage. #SingleAsFuck
oh you can't commit, don't have any real ambitions, and love to drink PBR? well.... sign me up!
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