Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
Hey, remember that girl at rocklobster you thought was hot but were to pussy to talk to? You were right, her boobs are fake and she gives the best head on the planet. Can you come pick me up?
You're dead to me.
Just woke up in a hotel next to a 38 year old mom who's married... I think Spring Break has started
He told me to pick a safe word. I said 'cactus' and he said I wasn't taking this seriously and that I wasn't cut out for s&m.
My google history shows every combination of "red lobster cheesy biscuits" possible.
You can't see him, he's in front of the dildo, but Amelia Earhart is blocking your view.
Just found out they make medicinal lollipops, bought like 40 of them. Gonna go fill a pediatricians lollipop bowl.
I thought I was invisible, then some guy flashed his high beams at me and I realized my lights weren't on...not invisible.
You have no idea what this goes for my ego. I literally made you cum in your sleep.
We were all in the pool and he showed up with a pitcher of margarita. Everyone swam over to him. He poured it directly into our mouths like we were a Sea World act.
Eating power bars and masterbating... That's kinda my life right now. Is this what having a boyfriend means?
THERE ARE SO MANY HOT DADS AT WHOLE FOODS
College is really paying off. I am gonna be a great teacher. I just made a grading sheet for weed. This shit got an A.
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