I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
my mom hid the smirnoff from me. this is the most fucked up game of hide and seek EVER
Can we fast forward to the part where we get gyros
"Hung over, tired and having a faint scent of some body butter and random pieces of glitter from a girl named gigi, almost arrested in drug bust, $40 Canadian in my pocket and all i got was this lousy Tshirt" shirts dont exist, but they need to
You were in the garage half naked counting your ribs and talking about how you had too many
We were making out when she went into convulsions. At least now I know she's allergic to peanuts.
Nothing will ever prepare you for the moment when you are sitting on your friends bathroom floor with no pants on eating string cheese & pita at 2am.
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
in the middle of fucking he asked me if i had gotten a haircut because he noticed i didnt have split ends anymore. i dont know what to think
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
I really want to stop getting this drunk. I've got the Sunday scaries and it's only Saturday
That chick keeps sending eggplant emojis
Welcome to dating in the digital age. Better catch up now that you’re divorced
and eggplant is code for penis. It means she’s DTF. Go get her tiger!!!
Apparently his ex was into edging and did it to him so much that it takes forever for him to cum
I hate you and your multiple orgasm sexcapades
Turns out naked yoga wasn't a pickup line. I feel betrayed.
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