It wasn't awkward until he started humming the Rocky theme song in the middle of fucking
so today I found out that she used to be a he....
are you gonna get a divorce?
he made transformer sounds every time he changed positions. how do you think it went?
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
whoever threw up in my shampooo bottle is totally getting defriended on facebook.
i tried to stop you. you just kept saying your split ends needed punishment.
I gurantee you I'll be the only one dressed as a giraffe.
He fell off a seesaw, tore half his ear off and somehow convinced the paramedic he was allowed to have a beer while being treated
Saw you fall down on Jefferson and a cop drove by and shook his head. How you didnt get arrested after the party you went to on saturday is beyond me.
If she wants experimental lesbian sex, i call dibs
i'm teaching a bunch of people how to grow weed over snapchat. no shame.
She's like a solid nine. Well maybe not a tomorrow morning nine, but she's a nine right now and trying to take me home.
You took a selfie with my hard dick and sent it to Scott with the caption 'Toldja'. It was hard to forget you're a teenager after that
I'm not gonna swipe right, he has better hair than me. Just no.
Mike Pence got the fuck boy eyes though
These rednecks don't fuck around. This party is completely BYOB and we now have 6 kegs, 3 of which have already been emptied.
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