Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
But life isn't just all about getting drunk & eating chicken strips.
While you were in the ER we decided to tailgate in the parking lot until security told us that's not allowed.
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
At a party. It smells like teen pregnancy and sadness in here.
you really need to stop getting laid in my dreams more than i do.
If you say no to drinking on a Monday then I'm going to take you to the hospital for a MRI
I'll check it out in the morning. Tonight has been reserved for getting baked and covering myself in kittens because THAT IS AN OPTION.
He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
I can no longer play with you. I puked on my feet in the shower. I'm too old for this.
I will pepper spray him so fast I don't even care
The sex definitely would have been a perk. But not sitting in a ditch was what I was going for...
I was very impressed with his ability to carry on a conversation with his friends sitting in the front seat with his hand in my pants, getting a hand job, stoned, with a cigarette in his mouth. I think he's a keeper.
No, Ethan, handcuffs and friendship bracelets are not "basically" the same thing.
Word. I want it involving like... sing-a-longs and sniffing glue.
Randomize
