Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
Also I hooked up with a trainer at my gym. Between her, the married chick, and the bartender, my life is becoming a bad porn plot.
Just looked in the mirror and i look like ive been gang banged. Im so proud of my boyfriend it almost hurts
Let's just go topless and paint glitter over our nipples who the fuck cares
The fact that he is from Canada is way more embarrassing than the fact that you met him on match.com
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
I'm dealing with this like an adult, cupcakes and beer.
Got high with dad and hunted squirrels in the basement. Is this seriously what my life has come to?
Dude get here. I just re-invented nachos. For real though. They werent real before right now
Is 28 too old to get fingered in Centennial Park? Asking for a friend.
Two things. 1) party at my house this Friday 2) what was the name of the Australian you fucked on the cruise ship?
When I finally came to, I was in the DJ booth wearing his headphones while he was spinning. That's all I got.
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
Also I found $40 in the women's bathroom at ihop. Karma is finally kicking in!
The hump and dump is a beautiful thing
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