If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
I really think my ability to vom without making noise mmight be my most useful talent
if you can see her tanning goggle line that's officially a deal breaker
i really wish i had a remote for my computer. its all the way on my bed while im across the hall puking my brains out to enya. not cool.
I just got a 45 minute blow job...she literally sucked the single life outta me.
u sound so gay right now
What would you do in exchange for having a girl eat a waffle house waffle off your body?
You really realize what your life's become when you're sitting alone in the house crying in a santa hat and pjs getting stoned on christmas eve before noon.
Yea I saw a friend of yours carrying your limp body somewhere
Whoever put salsa in the kiddie pool.....your an ass. Fuck you.
I say I hate my boss but I find myself jerking off to him more and more with each passing day
ok so i got home drunk and was cleaning my kitchen and i was shaking out the throw rug and dropped it out the window, i'm sorry
I threw up in a wendys bag in her car. when i went to throw it out the window it exploded all over me. No I don't think there will be a second date.
God bless the petty bitch who invented screen shot
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
He was about to go in...and he fell off the bed. Ruined mood!
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