oh right, i forgot that not everyone has a go-to blowjob
I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
I want someone to please me without me having to show him steps 1 through 5
our drinking schedule never changed, we just drank at work.
she tossed me in the back of the car and said "god gave u the gift of life and I wanna swallow it"
Finally considering to keep my landing strip before I have sex.. I feel like It makes me look mature.
Just had a brita power hour to try to counter act all the wine i chugged last night.....fucking franzia
I fingered her though her window because she couldn't leave
My reasons for going are selfish. She just opened her own law firm. I figure having a lawyer as a friend is a good idea. Nothing in my life suggests I won't need a lawyer again.
My boyfriend sold my favorite shoes right off my fucking feet last night outside the bar. It might have played a part in our breakup today.
Am I a bad person for getting my ex to DD me and a random hookup home last night?
Did you put pizza in my boxers last night?
I left you 4 hours ago. Have you been walking around with shit in your pants all day?
Ah, drunk me ordered sushi at 3 a.m. for sober me's lunch the next day. EXCELLENT
Kinda awkward to hear your aunt complain about loose women when you're in town to be a stunt dick for a swingers convention. Just sayin.
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
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