i just google imaged poop.
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
Maury Povich's contact info is in our database at work...i should steal it right?
you poured 3 beers into an empty vase and then passed out, so i drank them for you. don't say i'm not a good friend.
He's drunk and putting on a tie for the jimmy john's delivery guy
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
Gonna send a picture of my negative pregnancy test with the message "Merry Christmas" to the guys I've been sleeping with. That alone, will put a huge dent in my shopping list of gifts for people.
The best part about passing out on the floor was the fact that when I pissed myself, I didn't piss the bed again.
You know it's been a rough year when your therapist mouth is just wide open. And I didn't even get to the real issue!
I taped a pair of scissors and a coupon for a waxing on the door. He gets to choose.
He woke me up at 3 am, turned me on, then changed his mind. There is no way he is getting out of twilight now.
I was drunk for 3 days straight...well wasted for 3 days with periods of "just drunk" inbetween
It is completely possible to eat beef jerky sexually.
We're getting a bucket of chicken and screwing around, so no, you can't join us.
I like that they’re all named Christopher or Chris. No need to worry about moaning during!
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