I woke up and my panties were thumbtacked to his wall. Out of my reach.
My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family
if we break up, blackout me is coming back, making out with everything in sight
we were canoeing in the lake and i asked if he was too drunk for this, and he said "don't worry about it, i'm half native american"
GOING OUT OF BUSINESS: we're having a foreclosure party tonight...We'll also be raffling off a washer/dryer, microwave and a white tiger head.
He referred to his cock as "The cock" like it was third party or something.
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
Ohhhh sweet! I may be down for that. I'll be a german beer girl probably passed out on a park bench somewhere.
It's tough not drinking when the bartender adds rum to your coke without telling you, and doesn't charge you
this dude, we had a connection. he kept smiling at me. it's like he knew i was gonna facebook stalk the fuck out of him
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
I achieved the level of drunk I wanted even with the length of dress I was in..
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