Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
i either bought an eighteen year old girl or i'm engaged to her... i'm not quite sure
If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
Hey! I was tired. I threw up in two parking lots yesterday.
I can't find the keys to get out of my front door, there are random socks in my bicycle basket and I can see a plastic handle of cheap vodka sitting on my porch. oh, and my head just broke u with me.
Just woke up to the best idea ever. Vodka infused BUTTER. Take a second, and think of the possibilities.
She had forties taped to her hands and was trying to give him a hand job while he was passed out, with everyone in the living room.
And on the seventh day, God carefully sculpted your cock to fit perfectly into my masterpiece of a vagina. Then he rested. Look it up.
You're not on my level until you shop at Petsmart for sex accessories.
You said you'd make me a thank you card for taking care of your drunk ass. I'll be expecting that monday.
If blow jobs were a super power she'd be in the Justice League.
is it fucked up if I wear crotchless panties to thanksgiving to make it easier for me to fuck my cousins friend.
God I love you.
All I want to do is drink an excessive amount of free alcohol bought from strange men, while taking frequent trips to the bathroom to snort an assortment of illicit drugs off dirty toilet seats. Break cannot get here quick enough...
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
Laying in bed naked is fun. I now see why guys love boobs... They're sooo bouncy! This long distance relationship is really killing my sex life.
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