This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
Ok, honestly? Periods can't be THAT bad, have you ever tried to shave a ball sack?!
I came home to my brother stoned out of his mind. He got a high score on COD and asked me to have a celebration yogurt with him.
We just shotgunned beers for America
he couldnt get it up, so i stole his lighter. i needed to have some reason to say the night wasnt wasted
I got asked if I was pregnant as a pickup line
He told his ice cream cone it 'looked cute' and then started to cry. The Dairy Queen people were not pleased.
I just woke up eating some beef jerky with my cat. I think she opened the bag for us.
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
SHE GRABBED MY FULLY ERECT DICK IN A BAR AND STUCK HER TONGUE DOWN MY THROAT AND I COULD NOT CLOSE
got into a verbal altercation with Luke Harangoty last night over a table. Called him a cross-eyed fuck and got the table.
Dude. My tinder just blew up in Seattle. I'm moving here. I don't give a fuck
somehow a ride to walgreens turned into a threesome.
He changed the password on his Netflix account. The break up is official.
Can't we just go back to fucking and having your boyfriend think you're completely straight?
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