I tried to tell him it was only 2:00, but he said since it was 5:00 in New York, it was perfectly acceptable. He then put on a Blues Brothers hat and a pair of wayfarers and left. I expect him home in a few hours with a police escort.
just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
Throw up on the ground, people dancing to loud Bollywood music, seats literally missing. Fuck I hate public transit
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
I'm so disappointed in myself I can actually taste it.
Does it taste like semen?
He made me write my name on his wall in crayon so he'd be able to remember it in the morning
It's that thing where you don't have any food so you just drink beer to get your needed calories for the day.
Doors open. I'm laying in bed watching caddy shack and drinking a vodka tonic.
And I'm out of vodka so bring vodka or 2013 will blow ass
I will be single by the day my lease is up (234 days). Plan accordingly.
I'm smoking pot with a man in a pink suit, size 15 wide shoes who bought his bowl from a place called Chinese Bling Bling while I'm dressed as a unicorn drinking pumpkin beer
Waffles and pussy, what else is there?
I smoked too much. I'm sitting on my balcony and I keep getting lost. Help me
I need to align my fucking chakras
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