That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
I found the orange juice, it was hiding in the vodka...trickster.
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
She's thinkin about havin beer pong at her reception... She's walkin a fine line between trashy and the best idea ever
Escorted a stripper to her car last night,and all I got was a "Thanks" and "Go Steelers."
He looks like he got hit by a weed-eater with chlamydia
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
And I can say one thing, I look pretty good in high wasted pants. I don't know if that helps. But I do. God I'm high.
I'm about to ride on a tractor i have no time for you
He was hammered and shot his pistol into the lawn. Next thing I know sheriffs are at our house with M4s. He likes to party
I'll be wearing lingerie and holding a bottle of bourbon so pick up whatever food you think goes with that
We just did a u turn on the highway to settle a dispute in a game of slug bug
I just remembered that I insisted everyone watch porn together last night.
Theres a free llama on craigslist. Are you in or are you in?
I’m sorry my lady boner messed up your mojo!!
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