i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
theres a boy scout troop on my plane. right now theyre playing wilderness games. let me just tell you how excited i am to hit on all of them
I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
dude, i was at the student union last night trying to study but some retarded sorority spent an hour voting on the color of the seasons shirts like it was a UN meeting- someone motioned purple, someone objected, and half an hour later after 2 recounts they decided on purple
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
And I'm supposed to be surprised that you got another concussion?
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
since when did our medecine drawer and our sex drawer become the same drawer? we now have lube covered cough drops.
I'm gonna drop in for a zip later man. It made me wanna eat my girls shampoo. Good shit
Drunkenly tried to auction off Merik's pancakes at Ihop. Apparently I make a great auctioneer. Also, no one wants 30 cent pancakes.
I'm not into beards but apparently my vagina is.
I slept on her porch...in her dads handcuffs
My uterus just tried to get me to buy a tub of cookie dough
Rough birthday weekend. Eating McDonalds in the shower and used a fifth of sky as a pillow last night
Remember the Giant sandworm from the movie Dune? Well that's about how big his dick is. No bulshit.
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