It's one thing to send dick shots. It's a whole other thing to send unimpressive dick shots while wearing crocs.
just had a flashback of you pouring champagne into my mouth from someones balcony..
He licked the chalk off his shirt, then spat the Mountain Dew from his mouth onto the shirt and sucked on it. And thats him sober.
So I commented on one of his pictures "who do I have to give a full effort blow job to, to get the Ides of March movie poster behind you" he responded with a number that wasn't his. I still texted it. I love that movie.
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
Saxophones in my mind. I swear someone dosed me.
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
Dude, on the way home the cab driver asked why you didn't bring a guy home and referred to you as "one night stand girl"
I might have pissed in the corner of someone's shed. They have nice lawn mower.
I fully support your bad decision but I do not approve of your unironic use of the word yolo
no we just smoked too much weed and listened to the tarzan soundtrack. phil collins is amazing
This is why you arnt allowed in pet stores
Vomit your little heart out. You've got a long day tomorrow
Bacon and your penis are involved. Of course I'm going over.
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
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