Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
I just talked to a CEO of a fortune 500 company while pooping. I LOVE being self employed.
he thought he was parachuting out of a plane... talk about a bad trip.
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
She puked in the bank of America parking lot? Awesome.
Yeah, figured I'd deposit my check while we were there.
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
I couldn't function. I was to the point where I was using a bottle cap as a monocle.
I woke up in a hospital at three in the morning only to realize my pee is now going to be orange. I've grown to realize I've made all the right decisions
lets talk about you, dubstep, and a bunny suit.
Oh man 11pm. That means it's time to take my shirt off an eat a brownie
If you magically turned into a tall white gay guy, ignore this message. If not, then I'm sure someone has your fb password.
what do you mean i can't make cookies with a blow dryer? challenge accepted.
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