dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
you went up to their shower, tripped in it, accidentally turned it on and then claimed that you like to "test everyone's showers"
you yelled "you will never make love to jesus" and then ran into the tv.
Dude. I have been looking at your movie history on netflix and it is like looking at the rings of a tree. Only instead of telling me how old you are, it tells me when you were stoned.
If someone cleans their bathroom and shaves their crotch for you you kinda have to admit the relationship to facebook
how do you not remember that?! you winked at the bouncer and then proceeded to grind on him while chugging a beer. i don't know if i should be proud or embarrassed to be your friend
I don't know if trying Molly for the first time before my flight was an awesome or aweful idea
Pro: Drunk Portland Strip Club. Con: Monday morning hangover at work. Pro: boobs. Con: Sleep deprivation. The Pro's are winning.
I would agree. Add some coffee to the booze. It will cut down on sleep deprivation.
Riding the train home at 6 am for class still drunk is losing its novelty in my junior year
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
Drunk assassins creed leads to explaining to my father that "it was only a steak knife in the arm"
THERES A BEAVER CHASING ME, ANGRY BEAVERS IS FUCKING REAL DUDE
wtf guys I thought we agreed on no more knives. So much for not destroying the house
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