the night i cant remember will be the night i always remember thanks to my "i
well i just puked at a family gathering so i can cross that off the bucket list
He about cried when I ordered pizza online. He said it was a miracle.
i left him drunk and in the fetal postion in the shower.
was the water running?
yeah but he said he knows how to swim
bad decision saturdays are such a good decision
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
He made off the wall shots in beer pong, stuck the girls dog in a cooler, and played with swords with her mom. I wish I got his name
And I can taste the vodka through my ears. Good god.
Aside from the slim chance of pregnancy, I'm gonna call last night a raging success.
He came into your room last night to tell me he was leaving, when I woke up this morning he was facedown in your hallway. He didn't make it very far.
drunk in woodshop so don't even say "I SAWWW THIS COMING." I know you're thinking it.
That was fun and all, but let's never have sex on a ladder ever again.
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
I should probably apologize for licking you last night since you drove me home, but I stand by my decision
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