Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
his status popped up and said 'probably going to jail.' it took everything i had not to press the like button
Someone obviously heard us on their way to class. They stopped at my door and started singing afternoon delight.
I knew we should have skipped class earlier, my lab partner is drunk from last night and making up his own experiments.
it's sad when i round the corner and the dog goes directly for the liquor store
It would be celebrated in history as "the orgasm heard round the world"
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
I just had a boat ride of shame. With Senior Citizens.
Right, because I totally see myself driving all the way down there to fuck his world famous penis.
I just peed behind the dumpster and dedicated it to you. Can i call u?
If it involves mee putting on a bra and discontinuing my 11 am drinking my answer is a polite fuck YOU
Hey, I told her the bathroom was a "No fly zone" after I used it. She willingly allowed her nose to go through that pain. It's her fault, she only supplied me with vodka when she knows I only drink rum.
It's national "dress up your pet day" come over. Drugs and dressed up cats..it's the shit dreams are made of.
Wait..I'm drunk and butt naked making a pizza. Happy Wednesday.
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
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