Guess who has two thumbs, loves booze, and just dug half a handle of rumb out of a trash can in a freshmen dorm? This classy gentleman. Good day to you sir!
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
She called all of my friends to find out where I was last night. 7 out of ten said their place.
what kind of roommate is she really? she wouldn't even hold my hair back.
You installed a beer holder in the shower?! You're the best roommate ever!
... That's a shower caddy.
I believe this is a toe-mate-toe vs. toe-maut-toe situation.
I've counted 3,503 loops of fabric on my carpet so far. FUCK YOU ACID!!!
The memory of your penis haunts me. I must learn to be satisfied with lesser men than you.
Far too many of our conversations end in us talking about sperm
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
ugffhh I have work in 4 hours and have recieved zero sleep, seeing that I'm trapped in the arms of a snoring bear man. can't. breathe. lost in the forestry of his chest hair.
in the future we should consider sippy cups so we can drink and passout accordingly
Well, he pretended he was climbing me like he was a monkey and I was a tree during sex.
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