Dude i just saw JT leaving the hospital. He drove there to get fluids because he was too drunk, so they hooked him up to an IV so he didn't get alcohol poisoning. Did I mention he drove there? Oh yea and our roommates in the hospital with alcohol poisoning, she just puked up coal. So many ppl are here, it's like a hospital party, I love spring quarter!
I plan on using my big titties for evil tonight.
they need to just BURY HIM!
He's on drugs...like drugs for horses.
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
Kayla got stiches in her face. Rode in an ambulance shotgun. Tried to steal a baby, thought it was mine
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
I may or may not have traded sexual favors for Disney on Ice tickets.
By the way if you come home and I'm not wearing pants, just go with it. I didn't have the energy to go searching for some.
Had to immediately delete the Bevmo email because I can't even look at an email about alcohol right now.
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
All I remember is dance battling with a man named tom the entire time who kept buying me drinks so id say it was a success
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
Just woke up to Siri reminding me that i need to kill the giant orange spider in my room, because it's sorcery and witchcraft is sacrilegious. Did you give me LSD again!?!??!
So I figured out why that guy from Tinder stopped messaging me back. He got married.
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