i just google imaged poop.
Just saw the true definition of the muffin top and camel toe all on one person at the DC zoo... Tried to take a pic but she got away..
Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
oh fat girl friday strikes again...
I am at 2.05 miles in under 11 minutes. So either this thing is broke or I should always work out wasted.
Let's enter the circle of trust. Are we there yet? Ok. If I somehow hypothetically slept with Amandas ex husband...on a scale of one to ten...how bad is that?
i still can't believe we survived that barcrawl. the third bar had bullet holes and we still went in.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
I just want my birth control to stop making me feel like I'm watching baby seals get clubbed to death any time anything even remotely unpleasant happens lol
In case you're wondering what eggs stolen from an elementary school's chicken coop taste like, delicious. Delicious is what they taste like.
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
So like if I threw up in my purse is that "don't ever show your face in public again" worthy or just slightly frowned upon
The only time we had a decent conversation was when he was on acid, and, like, that's not a great start to a relationship.
sorry for the random call. He stopped mid-sex because he wanted confirmation that I was really a reverend.
He is married, and has a regrettably large penis. I need to find another one right away to get myself out of this mess.
How big does a penis have to be before it becomes regrettably so?
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