She told me that she had to rub her face against me because she was part cat.
know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
You have to stop getting hammered and preaching about that mission trip to Haiti.
Somehow she slept thru the vacuuming, people walking in and out, and the sound of constant beer bottles hitting the trash, but when someone said weed in a regular volume of voice she startled awake.
ok is that genuinely the first four bars of mozart's symphony #40 sharpied onto my arm or
Just ignore his excessive use of exclamation points and be happy this one is of age.
You fucker.
I was wondering why he was in my phone as "Cat Guy", he seemed pretty normal. Then when we woke up he was wearing a shirt with a picture of his cat on it. The name stays.
But for real, I had the best sex of my life on that bunk bed
The German just referred to my vagina as the Great Barrier Reef and that he was going to go diving in it.
And also the fact that I woke up sandwiched between two gay men is probably fueling my day
He came in two seconds and stole my pizza so I'm not counting it.
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
Dude in the stall next to me shitting and sobbing. Dude another stall over, "Come on bro, you gotta loosen up." This is why I don't shit in public.
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