We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
pics
no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
You were so drunk last night you typed www.face.come/cheese.com as if you were logging into facebook.
I lost of the blow last night. Found it later in my bag labeled Fairy Dust.
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
we played dirty jenga the drinking edition... some girl really just broke a rib? how do we even go this hard
IT'S LINGERIE PURCHASED FROM A FLEA MARKET, THE ONLY THING IT'S GOING TO BE POSITIVE FOR IS A TEST FOR HIV
My sister was borrowing my phone when the sext came through. She just said "wow. He's got a nice dick!" Then went on like nothing happened. Outed by a dick pic and its no big deal. Best sister ever.
Ahh, 151. Think of it this way: it took one shot to get you buzzed, I took eight. I may or may not have broken a tv with my skull that night and met someone's parents naked and hungover the next morning.
I spent half an hours grinding with a drunk Harry Potter cosplayer at the con rave. Pretty sure I felt his wand.
DOMA is dead. I'm definitely going to be the last of our friends to get married now.
So last night took an interesting turn.. Never thought I'd say I had to pick up my glasses off the floor of a strip club
Your ability to eat ass like its your job and yet turn down quinoa because it's "gross" is confusing.
I'm fairly sure I accidentally saw my dad naked last night
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