No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
I hid my booze in my old Sesame Street lunch box. Big Bird might be disappointed, but I feel Oscar the Grouch would approve.
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
I have a cut on my head from a tambourine.
I woke up in a sink... Not like curled up on top of it though. I was standing, bent over, face first. IN THE DAMN SINK.
Oh my god. I just realized something amazing. If I get pregnant with a boy, that technically means I have a penis right??????
They were scared I was going to get lost last night so they dressed me up as Waldo so someone would always find me.
I love being high. The owl outside stopped who-ing and I could swear I just heard someone say, "Okay, that's a wrap!"
Last night dinner was cinnamon buns and whiskey. At least tonight I had a fajita with my cookies and tequila. I may be a little stressed about these end of semester tests.
Just letting everyone know that I am still alive after last night. On a related note, this is the 15th "I'm not dead!" mass text I've sent. You've got to celebrate the little things.
After we got done he told me to hold his penis because it helps him fall asleep
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
What's the tour de bar? Is that a thing, or is it just what you call Saturdays?
She wanted to get out of there before you guys woke up so she wouldn't let me find my underwear. Lol So I apologize to whoever finds that in your room.
i haven't seen you in two years and we have like 16 hours, all i want is cuddles, wine, and some light groping
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