Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
no weekend plans? you're practically married
just without the last name or joint bank account
i'd advise against both
I started the year with 2,800 dollars and am now down to 83 dollars-one of which i use to snort my focalin. I have given up on food and am perplexed as to how I can make 82 dollars last more than two weekends for booze
my step dad just called me a drunken slut..someone in my family finally understands me
He told me to pick a safe word. I said 'cactus' and he said I wasn't taking this seriously and that I wasn't cut out for s&m.
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
He wanted to put Kesha on after he came in my mouth. I had to draw some sort of trashy, gay line.
Great. I get laid, Leslie Nielsen dies. I can't have have sex anymore, the film community can't take another loss like this.
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
I feel that the drunker I get, the drunker Facebook gets.
Bitch, it's 2 in the afternoon.
Yeah her jello shots are the next closest thing to a lethal injection. That potent.
Now he's crying and asking for 'the cameras' to come out. The one cop is laughing
Girl I'm contemplating picking up some adult diapers. That's how bad this is and it's only day 2.
Now after not puking, next step is not to do the accent when immigration says "hello."
Can we skype so I'm not drinking alone?
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