You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
I like you better when you drink
I like you better when I drink too
We just all danced like dinosaurs in the center of the dance floor.
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
It was fun until I shot a pea out of my nose while throwing up. Left over tuna casarole at 3Am was a terrible choice.
He felt like a one man threesome
he was writing an apology letter to his liver in shakespearean english... That much fun...
counting down the days left of school on my birth control packet.
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
$100 bras are my way of telling my boobs that I love and appreciate them, and all the metaphorical doors they have opened for me.
Just put an ad on Craigslist for a fake groom... I'm sure only non creepy sane people will respond to it
He wants me to have his first child. So that makes four gay men that've called dibs on my eggs.
We were getting fries and you hopped the counter and yelled "WELCOME TO GOOD BURGER HOME OF THE GOOD BURGER" and threw up
Marrying her is the worst scenario of any. That includes death and zombies.
I woke up to both of you drawing on me in sharpie, unless a glorious threesome was had the night before that is not okay.
Who says it wasn't?
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