apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
After she threw up on my floor she started singing "this is why I'm hot."
she tends to only attract lesbians and homeless men
there's a guy pushing a keg up the street in a shopping cart. you have to love graduation
I'm in a hotel full of Marines. I'm leaving here pregnant.
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
I am going to dream of scrotums tonight, I just know it.
The cleaning lady has moved my vibrator twice now so I would say I'm pretty ready to move out.
Flacco has been sacked like 7 times. His name also auto corrects to Flaccid. That's so sad
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
I think i'm the first person to get kicked out of a club while completely sober. Come outside please!!
My greatest accomplishment today was eating a box of Thai food the size of a toddler.
Emojis can't explain what he felt when that ass dropped
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
Randomize
