chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
Drinking Grey Goose on the toilet. Don't make me graduate.
If I buy you $300 worth of popeyes, will that make up for me trashing the house?
There's a skull full of vodka. How bad can it be?
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
In a strange taxi 3059. Battery dying I'm dying. Bye.
Just got attacked by a family of raccoons, I have the worst luck.
I hope it's socially acceptable to wear a mesh one piece into last call tonight?
Nothing says "I mean business" like using a cart at the liquor store.
Smoked a blunt with a girl i met at the bus stop today. What you did today is irrelevant
Alright if I email the police department asking for my mug shot do you think they will email it to me
so dehydrated I couldn't fill the pee cup to the right line for my drug test for school. I was like sorry it was my birthday yesterday
at the time fanning him with a dish tray seemed like a good idea but when we found it buried in the dirt the next morning i questioned our judgement. needless to say he still threw up even with the extra breeze.
he just kept biting everyone and singing hilary duff songs. i can't even bring him to a gas station.
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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