Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
just won the tropical speedo for $11. i didn't know they sold pussy magnets that cheap
Drunken candy land NOW. Dont fight the urge... you want to.
He had one of those small greek statue penises
All I know is I woke up next to her beside the toilet
I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
Good, she had spurs on her boots. That is a sign for instant herp attack.
About to see some guy and give him a glance that tries to express how sorry i am for blowing his friend while he was getting a BJ in the same room
You stared at the ground for like 20 minutes willing yourself to get sober
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
I baked a frozen pizza completely, put it back in the plastic and box, and put it back in the freezer. THAT drunk.
I got titty fucked last night and you're breastfeeding your newborn. Clearly we have gone two totally different paths since 2011.
What has my life become? I'be officially recruited my fuck buddy for help getting my ex back.
Was not aware that standing loudly up off the couch and loudly, drunkenly slurring "I'M EIGHTEEN NOW BITCHES" counted as a primitive mating call.
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