Ok im wearing a joe flacco jersey and full stick on unibrow and hardly anyone else dressed up omg
Omg suz!! take the unibrow off
No! im just getting hammered instead
I hope you fall in a pool of honey in an immensely populated region of bears.
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
I mean, I'd wanted to go skinny dipping, hook up with him and have sex on a beach, so last night I basically killed 3 birds with one super slutty stone.
Her directions to the house party: "the north star will guide you, turn left. I'm wearing the potato hat"
When we found you, you were using the bottle of Captain as a pillow...with a note on your forehead that said don't wake up the champion.
I forgot to tell you. Your neighbor was walking his tiny dog and saw me crawl out of my jeep drunk vomiting and holding onto my bumper. He just said: morning! all friendly.
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
If I die, let him know that his penis was the last penis I saw. And I'm happy about that.
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
wasn't that the evening we made out with the girls from the dental school, drank 3000 beers, almost had to beat up a guy at the strip club and James nailed some hot piece of tail and took her OSU windbreaker, which my dad went on to wear multiple times after finding it in the garage.
Yes. To all of that. Yes.
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
Now that I'm sober I feel the need to tell you that I'm not really a fish whisperer....
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
I don't wanna SLEEP with him, I want to start bar fights with him. There's a difference.
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