whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
you got so mad from losing a game of beerpong that you went into another room by yourself and practiced for an hour and a half.
I'm crawling around naked in my room looking for my hairbrush. Just thought I'd put that image in your head.
We are going all out this weekend. My liver is already smiling.
There's a guy in here whose face looks like it would be perfect between my legs.
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
Whos eating a bunch of acid and watching fireworks tomorrow? This guy. Thats who.
I'm hoping they send me home from work drunk.
When I picked you up, you were drinking Maker's Mark out of the bottle with a crazy straw.
He's claiming he can open a beer bottle with anything. He's been trying for a while now with a power rangers action figure and he is just cutting the hell out of his hand. There is blood all over billy
Whatever it's Canadian jail, it's not like Guatemala or something. It'll be nice and cushy and they'll probably throw him a big bday party with all his friends and strippers
My lunch = taste testing salsas for A&P. They gave me a free 64oz grape juice as a thank you. So, now we have something to drink in the house. So while you are spending all the money on breakfast rolls and pizza for lunch, I'm cigaretteless and whoring myself for tablespoons of salsa and free juice.
He was pretty bad, I wanted pizza the whole time.
WELL I DIDNT KNOW IT WAS POSSIBLE TO COME SO HARD YOU HAVE AN ASTHMA ATTACK BUT HERE I AM
Just made a secret hand shake with my sisters cat. Boredom at its finest.
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