Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
Did you ever notice that cashews look like fetuses?
exactly what part of this weekend seemed like a good idea?
he started yelling "squirt for me" then his girlfriend knocked on the door and told us to keep it down
i'm not really understanding how she couldn't figure out it was him
Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
he was like a christmas ornament you would hang on the back of the tree....not great but still made the cut.
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
I swear every time I make the effort to make my hair look nice, someone jizzes in it.
He legit asked if he could come over for a hug. I feel like I've been booty called by a 12 year old.
Some girl is sitting topless in the kitchen and having a Skype video chat with some guy. I already like it here.
I'm so baked, I spent the last hour trying to screencapture the cracks on my phone.
My brother is chasing tequila with vodka. Not sure how it will turn out, but I like his style.
A drunk and bleeding peter is knocking on your door... in nothing more than a sombrero, boxers and cowboy boots.
You kept calling yourself a spider monkey... Then ran to the bathroom to "prepare for the main event"
Ever find a porn video so groundbreaking you mentally cancel all your Dick Appointments for the week?
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