so that wasnt chicken after all
Tonight's Jeopardy categories were "Star Trek, Action Figures, Dinner For One, In Need of a Date, Still Living With Mom & Dad, You Have No Life." Beginning to think my life is the Truman Show.
After throwing up, the toothpaste tasted so good. Thank you for not letting me eat it.
I don't really see how asking you not to cum on my face or hair makes me high maintenance
she just blew up the empty bag of wine and used it as a floatation device.
Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
He called it restless penis syndrome. I call it cheating.
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
I DONT UNDERSTAND NIPPLES. THEY JUST POP OUT FOR NO REASON
Well somebody's had a rough day, nipple-wise
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
Man i fell asleep on a random persons porch on the way home and woke up to the family banging on the windows trying to wake me up
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
The more I drank he just got hotter and hotter. And then the mustache didn't look too bad
I need to show you how I feel about you by fucking you repeatedly.
At one point did I say I have a doctorate in fuck u?
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