if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
My body has become completely dependent on Text Twist. I can't poop without it.
is it still called a breakup if its your friends boyfriend that you have stopped sleeping with?
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
Just made out with a girl I dated in high school, and she told me her girlfriend likes me. I like where this is going.
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
Please hurry up and come back. This is so awkward. He's showing me banana videos.
Everything was cool until I tried to photo bomb those Hells Angels, then it's all a blank
I'd like to believe that in some alternate universe we are living this wonderful lesbian life together..
I'm pants less watching buffy the vampire slayer drinking rum. I'm not that hard to impress
Omg drank too much. Threw up in my Santa hat on the train and then of course it leaked all over me.
His girlfriend left him for the pizza guy. I am not fucking kidding.
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