i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
The hot Japanese girl in my class just said her "favorite sexy American actor is Nick Cage." That, I can work with.
Just made my alarm the Lion King song. Too excited about waking up to sleep.
if theres anything i pride myself on, its my ability to look homeless.
does she really think making her boyfriend delete me on facebook is going to magically stop us from hooking up?
No, this is a senior booty call. It cannot be ignored.
I've just stalked all the hot guys who have clicked "attending". I now know which guys are "yes", "maybe" and "no". I only hope my drunk self remembers.
No, they seem attractive after SIX beers, after three they're just the gender you're looking for.
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
I just traded ecstasy for trapeze lessons...you in?
Do you still have "be bumpin" written on your ass in glitter pen? Who brings a glitter pen to a bar? Or pulls there ass out for that matter...
You were mean to me and you broke my heart and hurt my feelings. You dont get to talk to me about Peter Dinklage
It's gonna be me and some oreos tonight. Basically like sex
He's my blizzard buddy. We're blowing lines and doing a 3D game of thrones puzzle
Just stole my moms weed, left a note saying sorry.. Hope she isn't mad.
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